Well, here it is, folks: the Ninth Annual Alaina's Running Commentary to the Academy Awards.

It's 8:21 and I am awaiting tonight's ceremony with what can only be described as dread. I can only stand Family Guy about half the time; I'm not sure I could stand him for what is most likely going to be four hours of hell. Good thing I didn't kill ( Read more... )

I have seen a total of, I think, six of these movies? Maybe? For the first time in a long time, I don't have a lot riding on the outcomes of these categories, so maybe I'll be able to sit back, watch the show, not freak out too much and just enjoy it?

No, you're totally right - I'm going to bitch exactly as much as I usually do.

So here we go: ( Read more... )

And finally, after three and a half weeks of watching non-stop movies, some to the detriment of my mental health, a new (temporary) computer set-up that may be affecting my vision and head, and a lively debate with a co-worker that nearly ended in fisticuffs, I bring you Alaina's Seventh Annual Running Commentary to the 83rd Academy AwardsPlease ( Read more... )

Proudly Presenting: Alaina's Sixth Annual Running Commentary to the 82nd Academy Awards

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And now, forthwith: Alaina's Fifth Annual Running Commentary to the 81st Academy Awards!

( What a long, strange trip it's been. )

And now... Alaina's Fourth Annual Running Commentary for the 80th Academy Awards!

( The fight is over. So tonight, welcome to the make-up sex. )

And now, Alaina brings you... The Third Annual Running Commentary to the Academy Awards!

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And now, I’m pleased to present:
The Second Annual Running Commentary to the Academy Awards!

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